Death Certificate of the Confederacy | A Chronic Attack of Punch | Funny Civil War Crewneck Sweatshirt

A Warm Sweatshirt with a Cold-Blooded Punchline.

Stay cozy this fall with a crewneck sweatshirt that features one of the wittiest pieces of satire from the Civil War era. This design is a restored "Death Certificate" for the Confederacy, celebrating its demise in April 1865. The humor is sharp and layered: the cause of death is listed as a "chronic attack of punch," while Lincoln and Grant are named as the attending physician and undertaker, respectively. It's a complete, triumphant historical document, right down to the final epitaph. This comfortable sweatshirt is perfect for any history buff with a dark sense of humor.

Product features
- Crafted without side seams for a sleek look and reduced fabric waste.
- Highly elastic ribbed knit collar maintains its shape wear after wear.
- Designed for adults, catering to style-conscious individuals.
- Made from ethically sourced materials meeting safety and environmental standards.
- Available for customized embroidery on various locations for a personal touch.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean