Death Certificate of the Confederacy | A Chronic Attack of Punch | Funny Civil War Hooded Sweatshirt

The Union's Final Word.

This warm and comfortable hoodie reproduces a brilliant piece of 19th-century political humor: a satirical "Death Certificate" for the Southern Confederacy. The document triumphantly declares the Confederacy dead at age four, "nurtured by tyranny, died of a chronic attack of punch." The design cheekily lists Lincoln as the "Attending Physician" and Grant as the "Undertaker," making it the ultimate victory statement. With a soft fleece interior and a spacious front pocket, this hoodie is a piece of wearable satire for anyone who appreciates the witty side of history.

Product features
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and convenience.
- Adjustable hood with color-matched drawstring for a perfect fit.
- No side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste.
- Made from a durable 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend for warmth and softness.
- Ethically produced with sustainable practices, meeting safety standards.

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean