Death Certificate of the Confederacy | A Chronic Attack of Punch | Funny Civil War Long Sleeve Tee Shirt

The Ultimate 19th-Century Meme.

This comfortable longsleeve tee is the perfect layer for the fall and a fantastic piece of historical humor. The design is a restored "Death Certificate" issued for the Confederacy right after Lee's surrender in 1865. The text is a work of brilliant satire, from the cause of death ("a chronic attack of punch") to the listed attendees (Lincoln, Grant, and a mourning Jeff Davis). It’s a complete historical document and a triumphant, witty celebration of the Union's victory.

Product features
- Environmentally-friendly cotton for a thicker, vintage feel.
- Seamless design to reduce waste and enhance aesthetic appeal.
- Elastic ribbed knit collar for shape retention.
- Stabilizing shoulder tape to prevent stretching at seams.
- Available in various colors with differing fiber compositions.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 2400, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean